Does your lemon taste like ass?

So here's another one of those investigative reports that seems to have some validity. I can tell you from experience that the fruit in your cocktail is seldom washed before slicing. Washed is a relative term as well. Rinsed would be more appropriate. I figure that the alcohol in the drink neutralizes any bacteria. Especially if I made it. I can't be so sure of any bacterial demise in the sweet tea I had yesterday, though. I will assure you that I will not change my summertime drink order from Absolut Citron, tonic, and lime.

Let's face it though, we all eat shit at some point in our lives. Some of us more than others.